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July 4th, 2009 - 7:32 am § in Emails

Teachers and Cops

Teachers These are actual comments made on student report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.  All teachers were reprimanded but some of these are really funny! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this s[...]

July 4th, 2009 - 7:27 am § in Uncategorized

PONDERISMS

PONDERISMS  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.  Life [...][...]