Gentle Thoughts for Today– Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your [.[...]
Archive for October 2nd, 2009
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:51 pm § in Emails
Stress Management……this is good reading
Stress Management……this is good reading This is a repeat, but worth the read….. if you put it to good use This is worth reading! A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, Raised a glass of water and asked ‘How heavy is this gl[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:46 pm § in Emails
Something to think about with all our new electronic technology
This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. GPS A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game.. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially [...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:44 pm § in Emails
Spanish Class
Spanish Class It’s not new. But, it is worth repeating. A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ howeve[...]
RECALL NOTICE
RECALL NOTICE: >The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, >regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and >central component of the heart. >This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named >Adam and Eve, res[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:37 pm § in Emails
The Sack Lunches
The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage Compartment and sat down in my Assigned seat. It was going to be a Long flight.. ‘I’m glad I have a Good book to read Perhaps I will get A short nap,’ I thought. Just before take-off, a line of Soldiers came down the aisle and Fil[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:34 pm § in Emails
Woman and a Fork
Woman and a Fork Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things “in order,” she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final w[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:28 pm § in Emails
THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T
THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T 1.. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a ‘tittle’. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh cham[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:25 pm § in Emails
CRABBY OLD MAN
CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value . Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem . Its quality and content so impressed the [...][...]
