>The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
>regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
>central component of the heart.
>This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
>Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
>subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential
>Internal Non-conformance, ” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
>primarily expressed.
>
>Some of the symptoms include:
>1. Loss of direction
>2. Foul vocal emissions
>3. Amnesia of origin
>4. Lack of peace and joy
>5. Selfish or violent behavior
>6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
>7. Fearfulness
>8. Idolatry
>9. Rebellion
>
>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
>providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
>this defect.
>
>The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the
>entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
>additional fee required.
>
>The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
>Once connected, please uploadyour burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
>procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
>the heart component.
>
>No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
>1. Love
>2. Joy
>3. Peace
>4. Patience
>5. Kindness
>6. Goodness
>7. Faithfulness
>8. Gentleness
>9. Self control
>
>Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions
>Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
>
>WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
>voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to further breakdown
>and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
>permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
>
>DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
>have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to
>enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for
>your attention!
>
>- GOD
>P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
>recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’
