These classifieds actually ran in newspapers – a smile for your day…
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
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COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents/lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
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And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.. Got married last month,
Wife knows everything.
