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Archive for October, 2009
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:37 pm § in Emails
The Sack Lunches
The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage Compartment and sat down in my Assigned seat. It was going to be a Long flight.. ‘I’m glad I have a Good book to read Perhaps I will get A short nap,’ I thought. Just before take-off, a line of Soldiers came down the aisle and Fil[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:34 pm § in Emails
Woman and a Fork
Woman and a Fork Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things “in order,” she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final w[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:28 pm § in Emails
THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T
THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T 1.. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a ‘tittle’. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh cham[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:25 pm § in Emails
CRABBY OLD MAN
CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value . Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem . Its quality and content so impressed the [...][...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:19 pm § in Emails
Burned Biscuits
Burned Biscuits When I was a wee ”tike”, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extreme[...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:13 pm § in Emails
How to Dance in the Rain
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when an elderly gentleman in his 80s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am . I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be [...][...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:11 pm § in Uncategorized
You think English is easy???
Read all the way to the end…………… This took a lot of work to put together!!! You think English is easy??? Read to the end . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to [...][...]
October 2nd, 2009 - 12:09 pm § in Uncategorized
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SOLDIER IN IRAQ .
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SOLDIER IN IRAQ . Okay, I need to rant. I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson . As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of [[...]
