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October 2nd, 2009 - 12:56 pm § in Emails

Gentle Thoughts for Today

Gentle Thoughts for Today– Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your [.[...]