RECALL NOTICE:

>The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,

>regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and

>central component of the heart.

>This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named

>Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all

>subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential

>Internal Non-conformance, ” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is

>primarily expressed.

>

>Some of the symptoms include:

>1. Loss of direction

>2. Foul vocal emissions

>3. Amnesia of origin

>4. Lack of peace and joy

>5. Selfish or violent behavior

>6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

>7. Fearfulness

>8. Idolatry

>9. Rebellion

>

>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is

>providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct

>this defect.

>

>The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the

>entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no

>additional fee required.

>

>The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

>Once connected, please uploadyour burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE

>procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into

>the heart component.

>

>No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

>1. Love

>2. Joy

>3. Peace

>4. Patience

>5. Kindness

>6. Goodness

>7. Faithfulness

>8. Gentleness

>9. Self control

>

>Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions

>Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

>

>WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction

>voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to further breakdown

>and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being

>permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

>

>DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will

>have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to

>enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for

>your attention!

>

>- GOD

>P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important

>recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’